Brandon

Consistency is key till you reach your goal

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Cuando Carlitos de Rugrats dijo: “Ya do quiedo queced”. Bro, I really feel that.

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Yo llegando bien cansado del trabajo y eso que solo fui a fingir que trabajaba.

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

I went to HEB to buy a donut thinking Dunkin didn’t sell donuts 😂😅 then I thought about the name and I noticed I had a MAJOR brain fart.

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

You know you are old when you get excited for 0% interest rates 😂

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

I finally get to take a road trip and it’s gonna be to pay a ticket 🙄

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

@MusingCoconut I can’t even come home to my bed anymore 🙄

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

@MsKaringK @MusingCoconut It’s just another day at the office for her

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

@MusingCoconut You got dunked

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

Can’t wait to get home... there’s some babies waiting for me 😍 some baby back ribs

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

@MusingCoconut Yes we are 😌 see what I did there? 😎😉

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

It’s for the snacks not for work 😂

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

Let’s see what the hype is about

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

Unexpected road trip to Austin with all expenses paid... Don’t mind if I do

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

I walked into work with Coolaid in my water bottle and my coworker says “oh no pre workout by itself is bad” 😂 I said I know but I gotta stay awake and get that pump... her face was priceless

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

Best part of my day is when I get to say “hey Siri wake me up in an hour” 😴😍

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

Manager found out I had two tickets in the past and told me if I get another one I am out... 😐 well that’s one way to stop speeding willingly 😂

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

“Come along after thought” 😂

[jemilio @jemiliio1]

These lonjas 😓

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

There was a cat in my engine today so does that count as me driving a Hellcat?

[Brandon @bm_brandon1]

@MusingCoconut

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Te ves bien bonita e inocente en tu foto de perfil, hasta parece que no estás loca.