Puckish Rogue Brian

Theoretical Physicist and shinobi. Philly sports/Belfast Giants/Liverpool fan. Black Eagle House member. Temple U alum. Belkan Witchcraft purveyor.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

I just wrote a bad "Welcome to the Black Parade" parody about the Flyers.

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[Intro]

When I was, a young boy
My father, took me into South Philly
To see the Flyers play
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the powerplay?

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

I did not have John Kruk talking about Love Is Blind on my 2026 bingo card.

Oh who am I kidding, of course I had it on there.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Tatis Jr. with the TOOTBLAN!

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Good lord, Canes. Good lord. I've seen this before.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Cot damn Alec Bohm is sloooooooooooooooow

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

This Union match is absolutely UNHINGED and I love it.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

The Flyers' powerplay might as well be a penalty kill

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

What a beaut.

[Erik Johnson @6ErikJohnson]

Just fell to my knees at Dave and Busters in Philly in my Cam York jersey

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Cam York says hi.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Sidney Crosby in 7.

[Penguins Jake @penguinsjake]

The amount of flyers fans in my mentions hating, shows what a disgrace their fanbase is.

You just went on a miracle 20 game run and instead of being happy, you���re worried about rubbing it in peoples faces.

Weirdo behavior.

[Tim Riday @TimRiday]

“Better team lost.”

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Someone still doesn't want to admit they were wrong. "Well ackshually..."

[AFP Analytics @AFPAnalytics]

Since Flyers fans seem to want to call this out as a gotcha moment - Good for the team for identifying someone they felt would excel in their system.

What doesn't change - it was still an overpayment based on comparable contracts and past performance.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Why does this look like you used AI?

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

See you next season, Pens fans 💛

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Excellent puck knowledge right there

[JIMMY ROLLINS @JimmyRollins11]

@danvladar you are a BAAADDDDD man!!

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

What do we always say?

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

DAN VLADAR NEVER HAS TO BUY ANOTHER BEER OR MEAL IN PHILLY EVER AGAIN.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

Fuck off, Pittsburgh. No one likes you.

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

CAM YORK FROM DOWNTOWN!!!!!

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OH MY GOODNESS.... HOW DID THAT NOT GO!?

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Flyers put a shot on net challenge

[Puckish Rogue Brian @bmac2838]

I think the Flyers ran out of gas and with gas at almost $4.50 a gallon...