Brittany ✌

Like a book elegantly bound but in a language that you can't read just yet.

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[feminist next door @emrazz]

“That’s when they suspended the constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t any rioting in the streets. People stayed home, watching their televisions, looking for direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put a finger on.”

- Margaret Atwood, Handmaids Tale

[Brittany ✌ @bmac_attack]

My team loves to hit me with "hate to text you on your day off, but..." and then describe the most unhinged scenario imaginable.

[c @caitlyntyler21]

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Happy august to the people who live for the hope of it all

[aims ⸆⸉ 🦋❤️‍🔥 @shimmeringtay13]

“Lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die” describes exactly how it feels to live with high functioning depression

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

oh no it’s happening again (googling graduate school, cutting my own hair, “cleaning up” my linkedin profile, feeling weird at night, “looking into” CBD, buying a planner, looking at photos of my parents at 26, thinking about wearing a hat, taking the enneagram quiz)

[Brittany ✌ @bmac_attack]

Do you ever stalk your own social media as though you're a stranger to see how other people perceive you? Or are you normal?

[Brittany ✌ @bmac_attack]

Sonic drinks are my love language.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The sub story has everything. Billionaires. Logitech controllers. A stepson seeing Blink 182. Conversations about what is funny and what isn't. Rescue missions. The Titanic. Orcas.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Just got to play 3 insane shows in Houston and I’m waking up smiling reminiscing about how much fun we all had. Loving this tour so much because of the passion these crowds put into it all - seriously can’t wait for Atlanta ☺️ PS for those asking how I cut my hand, I’m totally fine and it was my fault completely - tripped on my dress hem and fell in the dark backstage while running to a quick change - braced my fall with my palm. It was all very Mercury in retrograde coded. Don’t worry about me I’m gooooood 😘

📷: Bob Levey

[loose juice @greenlife497]

all of us watching the episode right now. #Succession #SuccessionHBO

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

[Travis Herzog ⚡️ @TravisABC13]

HOUSTON: The arctic blast arriving Thursday will be different than what hit in February 2021. It will present its own unique set of challenges including the possibility of a “flash freeze.” NOW is the time to prepare, and here are some thing you can do. A 🧵 1/