@jimmyfallon In the early 90's my father needed to fix the roof. He climbed up there and realized he needed to go to the bathroom, bad. He scrambled to get down but crapped his pants. He was wearing the baggy MC Hammer pants at the time. We hosed him off on the deck. #MyFamilyIsWeird
@jimmyfallon One year I wore my regular clothes and went out as the kid who forgot it was Halloween. Because I actually did until my friends knocked on the door and said, you ready? #LastMinuteCostume.
@claires my daughter bought a small pink backpack with an M on it. A few days into using it the zipper broke. She loves your store, but there are no more backpacks with M's on them. Can this be replaced?
@jimmyfallon Capt. Duct Tape. No matter what the issue or emergency, Capt Duct Tape will show up and tape it back together. (pretty sure this was my father in real life) #RejectedSuperheroes
@jimmyfallon I was 17, it was a white car, 1977 with a green roof and green interior. If you turned the air on, it would stop running. If your didn't break with your left foot and still give a little gas, it would stop running. It was the worst, yet..it was THE BEST #MyWorstCar
@PureHockey bought a 3 pack of bauer multi color hockey balls. The first time my son hit them, they cracked in half. Is there a way to have them replaced?