Brendan Martin

I am so funny in my own head, have to share

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🔁 RT if you think 🇺🇸 @QuinnSimmons9 is the Super-combative of the #TDF2025!

🔁 RT si vous pensez que 🇺🇸 @QuinnSimmons9 est le Super-combatif du #TDF2025 !

[Brendan Martin @bmartin579]

Surely clearing the red line track gap isn’t hard…

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Fixed it. It was me.

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Bama stinks. Pats stink. Literally what now?

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@HalieyWelchX @Samgarmey1

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Jalen Milroe is the most athletic man alive

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Is tortellini just grown up mac n cheese

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Why is one of the busiest travel corridors in the US a two lane highway… Ct sucks

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@_maddenriley Not a Rhode Islander #based

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Steve Carell and Aaron Rodgers look weirdly similar

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@_maddenriley What would 16 year old madden think… how about 85 year old madden… color blind madden?

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@TheMasters how do I make clips of Augusta scenery my Mac screensaver

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Froyo spots rlly spinning the iPad like I didn’t just do all the work

[Brendan Martin @bmartin579]

@Samgarmey1 Got a lotta shade for this exact comment in the fall… tread lightly or @_maddenriley gonna fight back

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Swizz Beatz you ok?

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@_maddenriley Mr Riley’s 70 bands a year finally at work

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Completely forgot Michigan even played in a championship this week. Tide gettin more news for a loss lol 🤡

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@BleacherReport @ClowESPN Fml it’s over going into hiding

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

This was pretty close to my actual reaction to reading Nick Saban retired

[Brendan Martin @bmartin579]

The fact that syphons are just totally legal and 7.99 on aisle 5 is actually absurd