Derrick Lewis is my favorite fighter of all time I think.. Derrick Lewis just chilled for 2.8 rounds.. rope a doped ole buddy.. then knocked cuzzie out with a hammer.. Took his shorts off because “his balls were hot”.. then said he knocked out the Russian for America.. LET’S GOOO
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
Every. Single. Year. For the last 2 years I've finished the Turkey Trot so far behind the thousands of Iron Men/Women of my hometown that all the chocolate milk is gone from the "Congrats, you did it" stand - next year I'm wearing Heelys. Happy Thanksgiving, losers. #2018