Oliver

boring page move on

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@maegan_marmon Please give me a tour

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@maegan_marmon Oh well thank you

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

I enjoy the 12 hour hangovers more than the blackout drunk that is required to achieve them

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@Faya_E Did not

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

MY EYELASHES ARE FALLING OUT

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@ovovetter I could think of many things that are much more revealing of a person's poor character than the smoking of cigarettes

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@KennaMichels Thank you ma'am

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

Does the world change you or do you change the world

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@anthony16ditma RT

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

Have you ever tried to eat an egg without removing the shell?

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@HerzJusten Are you trying to say I'm muslim or sum

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@maegan_marmon That's clever

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

This is exactly why I eat lamb

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@maegan_marmon Please tell me!! V curious

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

Honest question: what is the difference between light waves and sound waves

[Nick Sayler @nicholassayler]

Retweet if your dating a 11/10

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@CoolCalvert You wern't kidding about the menzingers

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

Root of all evil, dead presidents

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

@CoolCalvert I assume you saw David Blaine's touchdown last night

[Oliver @bmatt_77]

Time for a shower