baylee cuddy

pray more, worry less

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Me, whispering to Starbucks employee: Someone took a large…sorry…a venti poop on the floor.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me: have you seen my hoodie?

her: you mean our hoodie?

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Main Character⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @EnjoyLynn]

Taurus >>>> love y’all lotssssss

[Triston Marez @TristonMarez]

somebody take me to Taco Bell

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

LONG LIVE COWGIRLS 🎻

[Ella😍 @Elladeyforyou]

i am tired :)

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

Anyone who’s had the My Fitness Pal app downloaded for a period longer than 2 weeks should be eligible for free legal counsel and monetary compensation for emotional damage.

[Tony @espitia713]

$1400 well spent🙌🏻

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[am @nmtyvm]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

Ashley Tisdale’s baby registry:

-towels imported from Turkey
-turkey imported from Maine