mommamc

Minivan mon. Professional nerd. Passionate about helping others. Slightly snarky. Proud Native Texan. Lover of red wine and Texas Football.

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@suzannepotts tiny room. Big bag of Funyuns.

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Bringing my mom Twitter back to life to bitch about freaking dance mom next to me is eating #FUNYONS in an enclosed space. No where to run.

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Umm yes... “@pgermain1991: @bmc78 does Chris Hitler count?” #NamesYouWontFindOnACokeBottle

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Seeking the weirdest names you've ever encountered in the workplace. Posting soon to http://t.co/eYzwMGjet3 #NamesYouWontFindOnACokeBottle

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For all those in #customerservice https://t.co/u4eYKZyllp

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Panic stricken when I realize my kids' principal and wife went to college w/ me. Extremely small school. Extreme amount of booze ingested.

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"Mom? Are you wearing you pjs in the afternoon?" "Just hush and get in the car, son."

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Ignorant fool! https://t.co/BMJOuIkPuX #rightwingnut

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Watching reruns of #jerseyshore. Reminds me of @prastell....

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Vapid tv night. #realhousewifesofnyc and #SYTTD and wine.

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@diBerno sooooo cute. I can't wait to have one of my own. They have miniatures that are dog sized.

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Entitled thought for the day. Cleaning lady is running vacuum while I'm trying to take a nap. I'm pissed. To be fair, I have a head cold.

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My kids hate vegetables. I hate it when they whine and complain. These two statements are connected.

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Hays County. Where 4th means you better have insurance and soundproof windows.

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A kid kicked my son in the junk at camp. He retaliated and punched the kid in the face. Both kids got sent home. I can't really be mad.

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Jewel of the Nile is up next. "I'll write you." "Where?" Things said before email.

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Romancing the Stone is on. Bottle of wine open. Steak on the grill. #content

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No way better to christen a new car than to have a 6 yr old puke in it repeatedly.

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Embrace your pale. Say no to fake tans.

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Best 6 year old bday party ever - 2 hours max, pizza delivered, cup cakes made by Walmart. Super easy.