Brad Campbell

Go get a job.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

@KyleKulinski Imagine thinking minimum wage is meant to be a living wage.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

@ariba21mgm @PaulZeise @CraigMeyerPG Agree. It’s not about giving the fans a warm and fuzzy feeling during international competition. It’s a respect for not just the military but also acknowledging a country that enables sports to be so enjoyable (state-of-the-art stadiums, premiere TV infrastructure, etc)

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

@scorindorin Provocative tweets are the worst kind of media. You’ve got good insights - you don’t need this cheap stuff. Do better.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

@Nreno133 @PaulZeise NFL owners are businessmen. If he was worth the investment, they would make it. His talent does not justify the distraction and risk.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Just ran over a bird -- pretty sure he assumed I was going to stop at the stop sign. Foolish.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

After 11 months, I'm certain my landlord's name is either Chao or Michael. Definitely one of those two.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

I just realized you can learn more about me from my recycling than my Facebook.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

This #ElectionDay is sorta like changing a diaper; you don't know what you'll discover, but you're pretty sure you're not gonna like it.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Everybody Sucks '16

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Hope today was a wakeup call https://t.co/6XIdIATo9U

[Onward State @OnwardState]

Pitt, at least in its current state, is simply not good enough to be Penn State's rival. We deserve better. https://t.co/2o9M5VFKJ9

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

"Imagine how easy working out was before Newton invented gravity." Your friend's reaction tells you immediately how highly they think of you

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

EZPass credits should be awarded at the end of tunnels to people that didn't go below the speed limit the whole way through.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Getting asked to be Trump’s running mate is the new jury duty.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Consuming hot sauce in traffic without water. How's your Friday?

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

"Plans are useless. Planning is everything."

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Avid whisperer to myself when gesturing to someone outside of my car. "...go ahead man..."

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Expecting some #SUCO2016 Tweets of the day from @shlemonlime. Redeem our failures last year #ItsThemNotUs

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

The magical thing about Subway is how they make me feel like meatballs in a loaf of bread is a healthy decision. And for that, I thank them.

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

If you're a cop and you aren't wearing sunglasses, are you even a cop at all?

[Brad Campbell @bmcamp24]

Looks like the Steelers decided to be bumble bees for Halloween