Brendan McCabe

Frosted flakes baby!

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Someone should start a D.A.R.E program for AI

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

I’m posted up with my girl on a Friday night type shit 🤩🙌🏼

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

If I was 6’2 or 6’3 I would actually be a generational superstar

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Go to the bar this, meet women at the bar that, bro I need to go home and watch Stranger Things

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Queue the girl pats fans coming out of hibernation 🖨️

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

This just in: Adulthood is actually just a Ponzi scheme, they tried to fool us all

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Might mess around and become the best version of myself

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Not every bride can be “the most beautiful bride to be” cmon guys

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Happy birthday to me!

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

I’m pretty sick of this shit man

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

6 mg Zyn 🤝 4 mile walk

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

My phone dry asl

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

People really don’t even remember that “Life is a highway” really started off in Cheaper by the Dozen and not Cars 🙏🫶✅

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Girls have no rizz at all confirmed

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Anyone wanna run fort?

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

It be nice to be a girl on your birthday once and everyone makes it a big deal for no reason

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Any tips for a guy just getting into uber driving?

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

Luka Doncic is so good like that trade just has to be a scam to get Lakers Celtics in the finals

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

What’s Carmen from Spy Kids up to these days?

[Brendan McCabe @bmccabe24]

I don’t want to see your ugly boyfriends as if I’m on a date with them