Brett-Marco Glauser

[Brett-Marco Glauser @bmcglauser]

New favorite question from a performer: "So like, have you done anything cool?" HELL YEAH ONE TIME I BOUNCED OREO FROM MY NOSE INTO MY MOUTH

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@BrilliantBrian7 PLEASE DO A CABARET

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Ran down a hall yelling "No givsies backsies" while have many small cat figurines thrown after me.

It all just feels right.

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*<6 hrs of sleep for two nights*
"WHATS WRONG WITH ME"
*13 hours sleep*
"oh"

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Guys. Great news. As the Food Festival comes to a close, there have been ZERO reported casualties!! What an improvement! Thank you!!

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Halfway there! Celebrate with half a dozen doughnuts, a half-gallon of ice cream, or my personal favorite, both.

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A fresh fruit platter.

For dipping in a chocolate fountain.

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Maple bacon pancakes with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Each.

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Pro tip:
Breakfast just means it comes first thing in the morning. Have a pizza.

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Golden Oreos and gummy worms

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Choose your own adventure: Schmackery's cookie assortment, Dō double scoop waffle cone or Big Gay Ice cream.

Jk go get all three, champ.

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@KacieBurns Week. Long. Event.

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Banana pancakes with blueberry syrup from IHOP. Double side of bacon.

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Let's start with: BonChon Korean fried chicken and B&J Phish Food ice cream

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To get things going, I'll be throwing out some inspiration to help everyone get the hang of it

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Happy closing to all in Dance Out Loud! An annual post-DOL tradition of mine was a live-tweeted food festival lasting about a week.

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And then the sky said: "EVERYONE GET THE F**K OFF THE STREETS"

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The aggression with which hospital personnel tell you to relax is so funny

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@KacieBurns there's nothing I can't do

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"We just had *so* much celery.. so we made Bloody Marys." Standard use of celery 😆😆😂 -@MarziPanda1927

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@ncalabreezy AND @LarahRose93 in the same 5 minutes!! MY HEART IS SO FULL 😍😍😍