Brooke Mcmahan

Sweet little life. 🤙🏼

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@netflix y’all are wrong for leaving us hanging! Season 3 better hit this year too. #ginnyandgeorgia

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

I need @AdamSandler to make a tiktok so I can hear him talk shit like @MichaelRapaport ! My year would be made. #makeithappen

[butter chicken enjoyer @producepup]

everyone around will smith after he sat back down

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@coach_cawyer ♥️

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

This is where we just booked our honeymoon 😭 #honeymoon #octoberinbreckenridge

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

I can tell I’m becoming a better person. I called someone a Karen when I wanted to call them a cunt. #itsthelittlethings

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

You don’t know tired until you do full book state survey during Covid.

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

I wonder if I gave people my entire prescription of wellbutrion,if they’d stop being such raging cunts 👌

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

Whoever brought Covid in our building. Your moms a hoe 🙄

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@codyjohnson I need you to cover Alyssa lies 😭 please

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

🕵️‍♀️ I’m gonna need @billieeilish and @LewisCapaldi to be together now.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ART THEY WOULD CREATE 😭😭😭 2020 needs this. It would slap. 👏🏼
#combonationoffergieandjesus

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

It’s been a minute,haven’t been outta scrubs in awhilllllllle.

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

Thanks Abbott. The covid test sucked about as much as healthcare life has for the last 3 months.

[Spooky G 🖤 @skarlet1k]

LMFAOOO ENERGY

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

I knew I had seen him somewhere before!!!!

[Travis Block @travisgblock]

Gainesville, TX 2005/2006 ish #TigerKingNetflix

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@realDonaldTrump Literally fucking love that he doesn’t give a shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@realDonaldTrump Thankyou for recognition to these amazing people! Please also remember your nurses,CNA’s,techs,and many more! All healthcare workers have been working extreme hours under intense circumstances.

[rina ₊✧⋆ @rinaactually_]

nobody:
me to me: fuck i’m funny

[Brooke Mcmahan @bmcmahan98]

@MaddieeClairee 😭😭😭😭😭😭 one of mines dad died yesterday and she couldn’t leave to go be with her family and her mom is too old to drive. Literally balled my eyes out.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Protect yourself and your community from coronavirus with common sense precautions: wash your hands, stay home when sick and listen to the @CDCgov and local health authorities. Save the masks for health care workers. Let’s stay calm, listen to the experts, and follow the science.