BourbonMissileCrisis

BMC is at the door with a delivery - genre-bending, face-melting rock and roll.

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A really long article. SUPER GOOD (which means that it's not quite as enthralling as SUPER GOD)! http://t.co/trEKz1C7De #Santa #boobies #

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@LamorneMorris! Winston is an unstoppable comedy explosion! Also, Mr. Morris is very nice in person. #newgirl

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New article at http://t.co/2VJozEml3d. Bovi wrote it.

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BMC a la Theoderic

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Professor Bovi! Episode 6(66): Halloween http://t.co/tMYB9IONE1 #ProfessorBovi

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Professor Bovi! Episode 5: Sports http://t.co/8PPP7hvCh1 #ProfessorBovi

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@RobZombie I thought Great American Nightmare was bad-ass! Fuck the haters! #greatamericannightmare #holyinflatablevaginabatman

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DOMA is dead! #doma #domaisdead #kefkaisahero

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Fuck yeah! #jitterytweet #mugtomeetyou #passionquestionmark

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Mother duckers! #fuckerswithad

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@RobertBEnglund Why are your cameos/small parts better than leading roles in almost every big budget film? Must you always steal the show?

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Vice! So... much... addiction... #notforkids #yellowbrownteeth #lookatthosesubstances

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POPCORN!?!? The space between my teeth and gums is private! Stay out of there! #moviesnack #dentalfury #drhorrible @ActuallyNPH

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What happened to the guy who ran from a car? He got tired. The guy who chased a car? Exhausted. The driver? Syphilis. #wordplay #deathbypun

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@RobZombie Please keep making awesome music, because: (A) It inspires cool films (B) We would really like to share a stage with you.

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Why didn't Karloff play the monster? Oh, well. Still an awesome film. #boxerfacts #gross #horror @beenbettercomic

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1 a.m. Time for the first/last coffee of today/yesterday. #caffeine #writinglyrics #mug

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Angry Birds: the game with only one finger. #games #signlanguage #symbolicspeech

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COFFEE SHOP!?!? YOU SHALL HAVE OUR PATRONAGE! USE IT WELL! GIVE US, THIS DAY, OUR NEEDED CAFFEINE! DENY US AT YOUR PERIL! @TheCoffeeBean

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@rockandrollmark Thanks! That made my day. -Bovi