bmengled

a misplaced Royals fan.

[bmengled @bmengled]

#SolarEclipse2017

[bmengled @bmengled]

Landon Donovan is the worst announcer in the history of all sports. Please remove him from the #worldcup immediately. He’s embarrassing to USA soccer, which is hard to do.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Hitting the playoff game tying 3 to force OT in the same game you threw an alley oop to your literal son is more impressive in and of itself than 6 rings.

[Emmett Voss @Emmett_Voss]

Kids in 1975 were out here living their best lives on Big Wheels.

This commercial hits different when you realize how simple childhood used to be

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

All of America to Duke right now

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

The movie Hot Rod is one of the most underrated comedy movies ever!

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

There have been thousands of generations of humans, and you are alive to witness the first photo of a Sunset on another World.

This is a real photo of the sunset on Mars.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Shane Gillis: “There’s certain things the administration does where I’m just like damn you can’t defend it. ICE is making funny videos about deporting people. Illegal immigration, we should fix that. Don’t fucking make it funny. It’s a serious thing.”

[bmengled @bmengled]

@TheHerd @colincowherd Well deserved! Thanks for the daily entertainment and honesty. My second favorite sportscaster of all time

[bmengled @bmengled]

@MLBPipeline @Royals @KCRoyalsPD @GatorsBB @jac_caglianone Yes please!

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Baseball's top power-hitting prospect, Jac Caglianone, is set to make his MLB debut for the @Royals tonight, so we're giving away his autographed jersey!

Follow, repost and reply for your chance to win.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you’ve already explained everything in the email and they reply, “Let’s get on a call and discuss this.”

The work week can sometimes be a real bear. See photo. Just remember to take breaks for snacks, naps, and try to avoid any “reply all” mishaps. Save that for Friday.

[Matt Lisle @CoachLisle]

My favorite 82 seconds of TV the last couple of years.

Listen. Learn.
Be Curious. Not Judgmental.
#TedLasso

[Nicolás Humó @nickysmokess]

I don’t care I’ll say it. Having the national championship on a Monday night is one of the worst traditions in sports.

[Arthur Bryant's Barbeque @ArthurBryantsKC]

Just like with their BBQ, Texas football is inferior to Kansas City.

[Richard (NOT Down Bad Right Now) @umichwolverine1]

Michigan enters The Horseshoe to “The Beast” from Sicario. Cinematic 🔥〽️

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

I don't want to see another NFL fanbase complain again. There's no worse fate than being a Bears fan. Laughably crazy ways this team finds ways to lose games

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NEW SEASON, NEW ROYALS 🔥

After finishing with the second-worst record in MLB last season, the Kansas City Royals are now headed to the ALDS‼️

[Kenny Mayne @Kenny_Mayne]

Weak men can’t look at strong women in the eye.