Squirrel nuts

Professor Suggon Deeznuts (as referenced by Elon), Widower, Father, Grandfather, US Navy Chief Petty Officer retired, FMF Corpsman, Non sibi sed patriae

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

Shouldn't it be Dik In a Bun?

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡𝕙𝕖𝕟™ @Smitty68WF2]

Come on this shit is at least a little funny.

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

HAHA!!!

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

1k rounds of 5.56 is a stockpile now? Damn I guess I have a warehouse full per these dorks

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

That fat retard is never living down stealing a trash can.

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

Uhhhh...as long as mine is the most...

[Jum @JesterJum]

Did you know that nearly every hand you have ever shaken in your life has had a dick in it at one point?

Well, now ya do 🤗

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Maturing in marriage is realizing that when your husband says he'll do anything for you.

He means fighting bad guys and dragons and shit.

Not folding clothes, washing dishes and house stuff.

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

I was told her name is Frog! Yes

[Trumplican 4eva... @steveth75737857]

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[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

@JesterJum

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

Oooffff

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Seems a bit suboptimal.

[Republicans @Republicans]

When Democrat politicians oppose the SAVE America act but require photo ID at their events

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

@Jingoman111 Just call Doc

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

And Gay....

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

How come all guys who drive lifted Dodge Ram's are all 5'6?

[Mick @DBGyt_]

Fun Fact: Caitlin Clark has received more technical fouls for reacting to uncalled cheap shots than players have gotten for actually cheap shotting Caitlin...

[Squirrel nuts @bmet11]

What it's supposed to be or the fvcked up sh!t us country folks use it for...

[Trumplican 4eva... @steveth75737857]

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[Abe Lopez, Author @AbeLopezAuthor]

Bernie Sanders when he sees a nickel someone else has earned that hasn’t been taxed yet

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Correct!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Trumplican 4eva... @steveth75737857]

Once again, me being helpful...
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