Bryan William

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[Bryan William @bmetz_]

I just can't comprehend how there was a point in my life where I disliked coffee or beer

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@lynseylmetzger It's because you're bad at it

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@mcleary01 I would love to have you!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🚨 GRAND SLAM NICK CASTELLANOS 🚨

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

Can you imagine how powerful Skyline Chili would become if they sold Coca Cola products?

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Indiana is hands down the worst state in The Union

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

I love being a fan of the Cincinnati Reds Major League Baseball Team @Reds

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

Being a fan of the Cincinnati Reds Major League Baseball team hurts my heart.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

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[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@UfuluStanley It's me, your homie. Started rocking the 5s last year at the request of Lynsey and I'm digging it. Have like four or five pairs of em now

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@Apugs_ Oh my goodness I never even considered that I am an idiot

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@Apugs_ On that note, can we get some like...regular IPAs available? Everything doesn't need to be a Double Triple Milkshake aged in used Malort barrels with added lactose and guava

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@Kam_Schwartz @Arnett_Al I think if we took your eyes out and gave them a good polish they would work better

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

Fun Eyeball fact: if it's very dark and you're trying to see something that isn't illuminated, look right next to it not directly at it. Your center vision is made of only cone cells, which don't do a great job with night vision. Rod cells all day, baby.

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@kmetzzz Lol it's in our mini foyer. "mask plus headphones plus excess mail(?)" We are not an overly organized peoples.

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@JakeMatthewList Lol you assume I or my friends can afford a car with leather seats? Chump

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@KnightFoolish14

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

Alright you guys I've been doing A LOT of driving over the past month or so with my new job and let me tell you, Kentucky is beautiful. Love this state.

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@ProfessorTimbo Donde?

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

Hey @MLB, I know this is a crazy thought. But if you're trying to up viewership and get people interested in the games.... How about you actually let people watch the games? These blackouts are absolutely absurd.

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@EyePhifer @vishal_patel__ @cha1rasheed That's a weird way to spell Gladiator

[Bryan William @bmetz_]

@vishal_patel__ @cha1rasheed Seems like a lot of bias since you mentioned it