Uncle Elroy 🍾

Trynna touch a million dollars and I’m like a dime away

[Uncle Elroy 🍾 @BMFDon]

Kyrie, jalen brunson, luka

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Pick the 3 best playoff performers here

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

these TWolves are gonna have games where they score 157 pts and they’re gonna look like the Nash/Amare/Matrix Phoenix Suns some nights.. uptempo offensive juggernaut.. but these Wolves can be nasty defensively too if they all buy in to playing D… they have the athleticism all across the board… scary mob 🍿

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

163 kids found, all kidnapped by 3 white males from Florida. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Dr Cranberry Tea @DrCranberryTea]

The Knicks won a ring on an OREB put back

[Danny @dj_25_]

Told my co worker Dolly Parton died and he said “Damn they need to put them titties in a museum”

[funplings @funplings]

the secret to flirting is that if she likes you you can basically say whatever the fuck and if she doesn't even the smoothest line won't do shit

[Micah🤍 @ballerbaby__]

If u sellin $25/$30 plates out yo crib, I should be able to eat there & watch tv😂

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be like “I need me a man not a kid” and end up with a kid and no man

[greg @greg16676935420]

Dolly Parton is smiling down on us from heaven

[🇻🇨🇧🇧🇹🇹𓋹|مكتوب✍🏾𓂀 @PhxraohMindsxt]

Because why would we degrade the people we are interested in?

[b2 @tittyopian]

i remember we were doing the sexual harassment training at work at this nigga beside me failed it 3 times talkin bout “DAMN THATS SEXUAL HARASSMENT TOO WE CANT DO SHIT IN THIS BITCH” after every scenario like hello??? i moved seats immediately 😭😭😭😭

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

I don’t want no sad music at my funeral, please play Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

He had millions of male fans, and none of us empathized with him after he killed his family. You Clancy chicks are just weird.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

They Trojan Horse’d her, she just wanted to play ball

[Curtlykellie @curtlyKellz]

Having no sex at all is better than condom sex.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I found out within 10 minutes of Dolly Parton’s passing.

We are on day 72 of no real proof of life from Senator Mitch McConnell.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Niggas spoil women that belong to them, not bitches that fuck with other niggas.

[KwanLi (Beats)🌹🍷 @KwanLi_]

This Nigga Bishop Had Infinite Rounds In That 6 Shot Revolver In Juice 😭

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @JanQuel_]

Date people that wanna suck your privates, not your energy 🙂

[bum @BattleRapBum]

. @TheBHentel