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🇪🇹 | i don’t tweet bout shit

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram

[Thomas 🎥🍿 @tommylovesfilm]

This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭

[b2 @tittyopian]

well before it was high schoolers (zero xp) who would take $20 for the whole night lol now it’s grown folks with childcare xp who tryna pay bills

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

babysitter wage inflation is perhaps one of the most shocking in the last decade. looking at a MINIMUM for $30 an hour for anyone experienced/qualified and $25 for highschool/college girls

[The #83 God @RickiRoma]

The #AccurateOpian

[b2 @tittyopian]

this and china got it fr

[Eren🇱🇾 @ogatairl]

Greatest region in human history

[Eren🇱🇾 @ogatairl]

Greatest region in human history

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?

[b2 @tittyopian]

@FreckleFaceFvck they tryna take our lungs from us

[b2 @tittyopian]

@FreckleFaceFvck They been had those my friend got me one last year and I forgot they existed after i finished it 😭

[b2 @tittyopian]

@superstar1roro aw wait I miss him I have the craziest ss of him 😭

[b2 @tittyopian]

@_izeah you got ya daddy face copy n paste

[Sammy Guevara @sammyguevara]

2023 vs 2026 ❤️

[b2 @tittyopian]

I don’t need to be up for another 2 hours sigh

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.

[the bald man with the plan @JefeTheSaint]

He hit yo car & tried to leave?!

[b2 @tittyopian]

lol…one

[Joe’s Missing Pinky Toe @Phly_By_Nature]

Oomf posed this question on the gram so lemme ask y’all this…..how many bites do you need to eat a deviled egg?

[b2 @tittyopian]

@branmattic so sweet 🥹

[b2 @tittyopian]

i was 4 and they showed us 9/11 news coverage on the tv lmao so idk

[Dale @VibeoGaemPapa]

@deannagmcdonald I don't believe the story. Elementary and pre-schools were announcing over the PA "Guess what kids, a bunch of people just FUCKING DIED!"

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

there are tears streaming down my face omg