Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
The Pentagon is the only place in America where you can fail 8 audits in a row, admit youโll fail the next few & still get handed more money than you asked for.
But let a family need help buying groceries and suddenly itโs a lecture about hard work, responsibility & bootstraps.
Andrรฉ 3000 just released a 15-minute short film to accompany his latest release '7 Piano Sketches.' โ
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The short film follows Andrรฉ through a strange night in the city while he searches for inspiration. He runs into weird people, photocopies his fingers, befriends a (giant?) ant, all while carrying his piano and wearing a message-changing watch. โ
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The Graham Mason-directed short film is out now on Mubi. โ