Kyle

[dude @tradboiwife]

1000 penis stealing bees have been sent to your location

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 Lowkey saw this and thought the same thing

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 Nah I only have his stylists vent username

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Gf on vacation so u know what that means… Shower Pepper

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 That’s the one rule you can’t do that

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

If I was offered a million dollars a year for life or a single dinner with these two you know I’d be at that table 💯

[Zar @zarzaliel]

The biggest stretch.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I would 100% get killed by an arrow if I had to storm a castle. Like there wouldn't even be a point for me to carry a weapon I'd be dead 500 feet away from the wall. I could just wear flip flops and a bathing suit there'd be no difference

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@DavidIsCursed @YogurtPants69

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 That’s an awfully hot coffee pot

[David Koresh- Official @TuckStopsHere]

When I'm puking in the bathroom at the white people wedding after abusing the open bar and I hear the Cha Cha Slide start up

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 Can you spare a septim?

[DI @relaxman222]

ideal bachelor party is you and 20 of your boys attending a live taping of Emeril

[Kyle @BMFPDK]

@YogurtPants69 Deer not that important man no good to go looking for the deer

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

Now this is what I call a perfect Guinness pour

[luke7 @sauronluke]

This app is kind of like black mold

[FreeElChapo @cloutpriest]

Hotel room on company dime = big Griffin on the tele

[Kade @kadeorkhalid]

we were really playing tom clancys the division going yo i got gold kneepads

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Haters say they run the block whole time it’s Poop Street