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Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill. Bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve robots." And the robot says, “Oh, but someday you will.”

[b michael @bmichael]

@adamhlavac @jbridge4th oh no, not reporters being desperate to be the first to report something... definitely a NEW thing!

[b michael @bmichael]

@adamhlavac the thing is, 'we' celebrate when a movie like obsession makes a gajillion dollars on no budget or when OBAA or Oppenheimer makes a ton of money, so this is the obverse of that kind of fandom

[b michael @bmichael]

@_martremblay it looks bad and the only chills moment of the trailer was when hand covers bruise came on at the end

[b michael @bmichael]

@BuffaloBills hell yeah

[b michael @bmichael]

@NYGovPress bro, youre not much better

[b michael @bmichael]

@afewsmalbeers i JUST took a screenshot and its only lost 48 million dollars; why did you post an old screenshot today just to make it look worse? losing 48 million is still pretty bad!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Good morning….NYC is ready….LFG Knicks!

[b michael @bmichael]

@SheaSerrano wow

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

The new phones policy is honestly insane and so dangerous what if I’m at the concert and there’s a genuine emergency??? like what if THE BUTCHER shows up at my show like he did at the Lady Raven concert in 2024!!!???

[b michael @bmichael]

@GernaderJake @PaulTassi paul tassi wants to get clciks and attention for paul tassi

[b michael @bmichael]

@bwags got my tix on fandango at 1135

[b michael @bmichael]

this is the pov of someone watching a fan run on the court in game 1

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

POV of the fan who ran on the court in Game 1

Wemby was too tall to fit in the video 😭

[b michael @bmichael]

@NJDevils hell yeah!

[christine @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[b michael @bmichael]

@heavenleybody im sure a million people already said this but that's kinda what infinite jest is already about

[b michael @bmichael]

@BuffaloBills go bills!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i’m in the backrooms, watching you kiss her, woah oh oh

[b michael @bmichael]

@SirDimetrious @DrMrDJAudiTory i get excited every single time i extract

[b michael @bmichael]

@transjewtalian she was born on 911

[b michael @bmichael]

@samikatplays @Destiny2Team great great great idea