jet👽

join me on my journey to my first coherent thought

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

I forgot how funny twitter is. Gotta log back off tho yall some sad mfs.

[@italianbladee.bsky.social @ItalianBladee]

top 10 tweet of the year

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Something got lost in translation with eating the rich. Now y’all hate anybody slightly above the poverty line.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

ashley tisdale singing “last christmas” like she’s performing “gimme more” is why she will always be the best.

[GL @gldivittorio]

This is, regrettably, the funniest thing a president has ever done

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

My grandparents really got some tall ass toilets at their house my mf feet dangle bro i feel like im being potty trained

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Can't believe we fought the revolutionary war just to be destroyed like this

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

This looks like a disney movie about 2 unlikely friends

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

In case you’ve never seen an eagle flying with a shark before.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

you take me to a spot where the beer gets more expensive as i drink, im gonna piss inside your car

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

Few things are worse than listening to 2 idiots who dont know each other make small talk on an airplane

[zae @itszaeok]

you wanted the teenager to make music about her divorce?

[Faj 🩷 @izba__]

Middle school was fun as fuck I was ugly as shitt tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

No one has good taste in music lol cry about it. Yes that means you too.

[prance @bocxtop]

why we gotta bully politicians into doing the jobs they begged us for

[karl hess @karlhess]

can’t believe wearing masks when we walked in and then taking them off when we sat down didn’t work

[prance @bocxtop]

we should've known biden would do this bullshit when they were doing calculus in january to explain why $600 was actually $2000

[jet👽 @bmkeri]

Fucker is such a good word to call people and more people are fuckers than youd think. I work in customer service and roughly 88% of people i come across are fuckers. The other 12% are either dope af or just not being a fucker at that time.