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[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness Not yet, but you will be 🥶

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness Do you eat it with or without the shell? Sorry new at this

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness @sethnolan Man do you guys have concussions or what? This thread is hot garbage

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

my dream job is im a dish washer and i get to smoke cigs in the pit and i make $50,000.00 a month but nobody comes into the restaurant so i just get to fuckin chill out and listen to sabbath. awesome

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

new yorkers be textin like

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[b randon @bmogue]

Update: I did not get the books. I fought tooth and nail for them but it wasn't enough :(

[b randon @bmogue]

I've unsubbed from World of Warcraft. While this situation is beyond my control, I cannot support a company that makes decisions like this. #LiberateHongKong

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dallas Cops Plant Black Suspect At Murder Scene https://t.co/js4ZKV5fnb

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness Who's that person in the background?

[b randon @bmogue]

Should I spend ~$90 on a Hardy boys 1-30 set

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

May I ask you to watch this video? https://t.co/apHGIkoZTD

[Pangzai @hebeipangzai]

I'm just an ordinary peasant. I don't know English. It's inconvenient to communicate with you. Please understand. This is what I think is the best video, although not technical content, but very intoxicating.

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness well the way i see it that flavor is hit or miss and they wouldn't let it go as a miss. it's the quirkiest of the 4 and now it's the most successful

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness i'm so conflicted on what to try and make a joke about.. both sides of this monster are ripe

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness dude get the fuck out

[b randon @bmogue]

Fever 105 is the best radio station ever

[b randon @bmogue]

@FINALLEVEL @wattersfelicia

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness Also I didn’t see the typo but I don’t care so eat my shorts

[b randon @bmogue]

@DerikBitterness NOTICE: this is fake and I don’t own guns designed to kill human beings.