notsooglam

Stuck in the “Feedback Loop From Hell” Leave me alone. I like it here.

E'rythin' I'm sayin' on this shit, is all props.(this shit is not real) Skkrtt!

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

How I be feeling these days when it comes to talking to people…I be ready to shoot the phone. #scarface #1932

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

A Laugh In A Life: "The Funeral" https://t.co/9RfIPOccfK via @YouTube

“Now you just making shit up.”

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

I don’t have a pantry.

I ate it.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

DROP

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

I just want to jump in a Ball Pit and eat Low Ley but in the Hood High Key surprisingly good cheese pizza.

Chuck E. Cheese.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

https://t.co/HU3XCF89xj

Ball So Hard University

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

Kicked my Lil Cousin out today because that Lil Nigga spoke on the business.

Like, sitting around all day in nothing but a robe playing Solitaire by myself does not make me a Shut-In or a Loser, kid…Not liking people and not having any friends does.

AHHH HA🤦🏾‍♀️

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

I Use To Be Able To Do It All…Especially Hair Styles….

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

I picked every raisin out of the Potato Salad one by one…Am I a Gangster now?

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

Just saw my neighbor outside with her Timbs on in the pouring rain. I bet you know now that Karma is a Bitch and about $140 Flat. I know I’m Petty.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

This works for me. I’ll try anything.

[Rob Fuse @ThatRobFuseMan]

I have a funny pattern. When the Ravens lose, I stop watching all NFL and Ravens content, lean in to my other interests and ignore the football world until they win again.

[Rob Fuse @ThatRobFuseMan]

I have a funny pattern. When the Ravens lose, I stop watching all NFL and Ravens content, lean in to my other interests and ignore the football world until they win again.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

These days my muscles are always tense and I can only move one part of my body at a time…FUCK…Am I permanently doing The Robot?

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

When we were teenagers my cousin Ki and I where not being fed well at home. It was PopTarts for breakfast and Hot Dogs & Oodles and Noodles for dinner everyday until our heads were bigger than the rest of our bodies. So I’m not going Struggle for Struggle with no Nigga.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Well. There’s something you don’t see.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

I’ll have a number 2 and a Diet Coke

[sammy in a bottle 🧞‍♂️ @Flxmingoz]

I DO NOT switch teams, I DO NOT bandwagon, I DO NOT enjoy this sport, I WATCH Ravens football, and if they're ass, I WATCH THEM AGAIN NEXT WEEK

[BMoe Flocka 🤙🏿😈👌🏿 @BFlocka5]

Idgaf what happened, stfu about my team. Oh and Good morning! #RavensFlock

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

They have the Cuuutest Chubby Chubbs Squirrels in PA. I saw one yesterday. He stood on his little feet’s and looked at me. You’re so adorable Mr. Squirrel. Stay Over There Though. Stay Over There.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

Tried my hand at making a turkey club and it looks like it’s crap…we will see…I can always see the Beautiful in things…especially food.

[notsooglam @bmorehasbeen]

Church Christmas Party last year. 1st one to come up. I sucked but I had fun. I still like to win. My teammate made up for me and we actually tied with the other team.