Danny McRib

Dark Souls II

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

This is really fucking weird and bad

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

And buddy let’s just say one of us is coming out of this pregnant

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Gay ass demon

[Danny McRib @bmorgan0]

Charlie Twerk ab to make me act up

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

the world’s first male lesbian

[Alura 🪷 @Aluratisse]

Ozempic culture has gone too far

[bunny @stiIlrain]

real ass nigga

[autumn @meanvenusian]

id like to see the so called "tolerant" left watch kevin spill his chili without having one of their trademark meltdowns 😂😂

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[🦕mox🦕 @MoxxieMoth]

Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster

[Danny McRib @bmorgan0]

It would be less emasculating to have sex with a man in front of my girlfriend than do this

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

This is literally all I can think about whenever I see her name pop up

[Danny McRib @bmorgan0]

Says a guy who has clearly never walked down a city street or interacted with homeless people or gone outside

[Benchwarmer Sports @bdubsports_]

Ben Stiller walks right by an “unhoused” person on the way to his $500k court-side NY Knicks seat

But sure, let him lecture you on taxing the rich and climate change

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid