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[Carlos King @thecarlosking_]

Gizelle is to #RHOP what Nene is to #RHOA. I won’t be explaining any further.

[mogul @sramzzad]

having a kid is pretty cool. like, dang. I get my own lil human I get to pour all this love into. good shit

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

started typing a work email and instead of saying ‘the child’ I typed ‘the chile’

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Let them thunder, for I am lightning chile!

[mahrie @ssshegaiig]

Being cuddled up with your baby is the best in the world !!!

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

Kim Kardashian Hollywood was my game like no one could’ve told me that I didn’t know Kim and that I wasn’t an A list celebrity. I ran businesses I had homes private jets. I was that bitch Yovanna from Clark CAU!

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

This ate my ass right UP

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Also, the fact that college students saying they can’t afford to get their hair done is a reflection of the breakdown in community. Because why ain’t nobody on the campus doing $30-40 hairstyles no more? Where is the boy doing $10 cuts in his dorm?

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

@cvsmicstarr peppermint had my asshole whistling for a week

[Scorpio’s Groove ✮✨✮ @thekrishudson]

did they demote Riley on Next Gen NYC or something? mama been in like 3 out of 6 episodes.😭

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[cult of pluto ☄️ @themartiancarl]

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”

REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

[Sophia🧚🏽‍♀️💞 @sophia_bambe]

Sticking to no contact really helps your self confidence. You realize there isn’t a single person you can’t live without. You had a life before they existed in it, and you’ll have one after they’re gone. Their importance was only informed by your attention.

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

I feel like we didn’t see a lot from anybody really. Just dinners & arguments

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

always. walk. away. after. the. first. betrayal.

[Davaughn 🧀 @Cheese_Butt_]

@notgwendalupe Kandi can you look a little more like pain in your face?

[loud mouth too @hhbackupone]

Girl i'm not coming to your damn party. You are sick asf. Please move along enjoy.

[CapALot @_kaynicoleeee]

I love moving on with my life😭 I’m always down for a new beginning

[KJ 💕 @ThatGirlKj_]

As a mother I’m always gonna protect my child even if it’s from the other parent.