Baltimorons

The official podcast of the All-Weather Fan, hosted by @samdingman & @asmith4ourtime. How y'all doin'?

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Maybe the Orioles will win a World Series with this core. Maybe they won’t. But I honestly don’t think I can or should keep following them this closely. What a shame — I love caring about this team, but I think this hurts more than it feels good.

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I think this hurts too much. I think I have to stop this self-harming.

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Anyway. Thankful for my Orioles friends on this dying hell sight. Let’s get ‘em tomorrow. Streaks are made to be broken. go Os.

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“It is foolish and childish, on the face of it, to affiliate ourselves with anything so insignificant and patently contrived and commercially exploitative as a professional sports team, and the amused superiority and icy scorn that the non-fan directs at the sports nut

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as long as the feeling itself can be saved. Naïveté - the infantile and ignoble joy that sends a grown man or woman to dancing in the middle of the night over the haphazardous flight of a distant ball - seems a small price to pay for such a gift.” - Roger Angell

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Still finding new and innovative ways to hurt me, aren’t ya @Orioles

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Christ on a cross.

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Two of those were balls, James!

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Stand up and yell, Baltimore!

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MOUNTYYYy

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@EutawStReport And McCann most the remainder.

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NOW BACK HIM UP YOU FUCKING FUCKS

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Jesus Christ you guys. Two pitches with a RISP?

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Sweet Jesus Corbin.

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Come on, guys. See some pitches.

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Not strike 3 to Jordan, nor strike one to Tony.

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Not a strike. Settle down back there Blue, I know this is a big moment.