Brandon

i need more tattoos

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs Honestly..... look at memes

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@aubernutter Go with @VitaminShoppe BodyTech🙌

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

[during sex]

him: i want u to hurt me

me: Yoshi was essentially a father figure to Baby Mario, but since he’s unable to speak human language-

him: wait

me: Mario must’ve grown up never knowing that Yoshi is proud of him

him, in tears: stop

[💙ambi☁️ @aquatic_ambi]

me @ my friends! ♡
#BreathoftheWild

[Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy]

Old enough to remember the time in 2018 when Trump/Ryan/McConnell shut down the government because we couldn’t afford $3.4B for health care for low-income kids. But please, lecture us about how spending $5B on an ineffective wall is in our national interest. #TrumpShutdown

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@WhitneyCummings Microscopes!!!

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs This is why we are family

[Swaps4 @Swaps4]

When you forget that real life isn't a video game https://t.co/OEA4Of2GhX

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@clayofthegame https://t.co/6MHX98xbZy

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@markwahlberg had to help my cousins out https://t.co/xQBCBJmtjM

[Paige Brown @paigeb03]

@BreezyLs Like you have to ask? Haha

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs Ashely’s wedding theme we dubbed “inferno”

[Sandeep Parikh @sandeepparikh]

So a stroller is a gentle battering ram. That you acquire when you level to parent. It’s two handed though, so cumbersome but effective. Eventually it spawns a pet that does your bidding and can deliver damage and you can equip new stuff.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dear people citing The Bible:
It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs Lol same with most chicks around here

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

So tonight, I sat under the stars in the backyard and just stared… https://t.co/DphYRyvtlW

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

@BreezyLs Ha! The kitchen areas were always my favorite to walk through

[Brandon @bmoy_101]

Glossy af #wecuttin’ #cardio #fitblr #gymlife #alsodidshoulders #shoulderworkout https://t.co/a3TX8jpton