Brittney B

“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality” -Shirley Jackson

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

Shonda Rhimes is a great genius of our time. I literally trust no one else but her to tell me a compelling story every time

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I get the impression that Christians who ask people to name biological differences between men and women think they're doing something really smart, but the reason people won't engage isn't because they've been defeated by facts and logic but because it is absolutely impossible

[Legonium @tutubuslatinus]

vestigia felis : a cat’s footprints
March 11th, 1445
Photograph by @EmirOFilipovic

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

@TGC This analogy and analysis are more nonsensical than anything I’ve ever read in teaching 7 years of college freshmen classes. Also I’ve never heard a woman’s vagina being referred to as her “Most Holy Place”. I don’t know whether to laugh or die of embarrassment

[Peter Laws @revpeterlaws]

In 1976 the Viewmaster toy company released a stereoscopic depiction of Bran Stoker’s Dracula across 3 discs/ reels. Here are all the pictures showcasing some fantastic dioramas of the famous vampire tale. #thread

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

Oklahoma's current state government is maybe the dumbest yet. Just an absolute lack of basic knowledge about basic topics

[JP @jpbrammer]

looking at houses on zillow and seeing so many sliding barn doors... Chip and Joanna Gaines one day you will answer for your sins

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

@RevKevDeYoung That PhD from Leicester didn’t yield great argumentation skills, did it

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

My brother in law has been watching cast iron skillet tiktok and said mine is the most perfect one he’s seen irl. It’s all because of advice I read from @BethMooreLPM a few years back on using bacon grease to season it

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

@amandamull Tomorrow, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

@jpbrammer Oklahomans

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

As is tradition, the OG Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episode. Nothing before NOR SINCE has been as iconic

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

made a playlist for us

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

I would’ve had a much more peaceful day if my friend hadn’t made me listen to “Mary’s Song (Oh My My My)” on the way to IHOP after junior prom back in 2007. And we didn’t even get tickets after 10 hours in line

[Davey Nabes @DavidYoNeighbor]

Me when someone finishes explaining the rules of a board game

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

but that's my emotional support em dash

[Brittney B @bmrakowski]

Literally this is what I screenshot when I’m a little tipsy