Brett Tesmer

i dont want to end up simply having visited this world.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

@united thanks for being lazy. When you're the first flight of the day, riders assume you're on your shit. Not an hour behind #rethinkingyou

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Chicago at 50 degrees still feels cold AF.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

The older I get, the cooler I get. Good for me.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

My drug dealer sold me some shoes. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Financial freedom is being able to order guacamole without thinking twice

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

It's my birthday betches. Enjoy today.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Feels right to be back in the #bigapple #nyc

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Mondays are about as much fun as a kick to the left nut

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Awesome Jeaneen, awesome. #honesttea #6words

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Don't worry about those talking about you behind your back, they are behind you for a reason.

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Livin la vida lokai #livelokai #balance #stayhumble

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Tim is the definition of weekends #zerogiven #TGIF

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Personal weather systems call for a warm heart and a cool head #springahead

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

No escaping #alcatraz @ San Francisco, CA http://t.co/dqPHwDPGZz

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

With Cecil Shorts out, who do I play between: Hopkins, LaFell or Nicks? #FFNow

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

@jaguars get Cecil's hip ready to go please #idonthaveareplacement

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

Sad to see the #Heisman losing its luster #justiceforall

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

@VoodooDoughnut nice to see you in Denver! #flavorblast

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

The cold won't stop us #UnitedInOrange

[Brett Tesmer @bmtesmer]

It's funny knowing that what you think you know isn't necessarily what you need to know #growingup