Brian Mullin

Only one not wearing a jersey in my profile pic for a reason

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

When did everyone decide they were going to run a marathon today? My entire feed is friends running marathons around the country, and I ate 17 chicken wings when I woke up at 2pm.

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

You ever seen someone actually go to their car and drive to Arby’s?

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Still waiting for the middle finger emote in clash royale

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

My mom went on a ski trip with my dads family once and got too scared to go down, so she rode the lift down instead. I always thought that was kinda lame and a little embarrassing. I think I beat her today on most embarrassing way down though:

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Halo... FIX UR MATCHMAKING PLS

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Pretty soon some kid is gunna be on TikTok and see an old vine and ask “what’s vine”. Damn

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

When ur instructor doesn’t bump up a 79 to an 80 is when you realize you took your high school teachers who rounded an 85 up to a 90 for granted

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Did 2013 ever happen? Like anyone remember that year at all?

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

“Logan’s beating Floyd Mayweather, let that sink in” -Jake Paul
🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

The Uber from LAX to my sister’s apartment 20min away in LA is more expensive than my 3 hour flight to LA so that’s fun

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Putlockers getting shut down is probably the worst news I’ve ever heard

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

When a girl posts her prom pics on insta and the first one isn’t of her and the guy, u know they just friends and she wished she got asked by someone else

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Clearly people cared but I played outbreak and didn’t know what was happening

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Literally abt to play zombies on my own for the first time in my life. Will RT with the round I got to

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Literally abt to play zombies on my own for the first time in my life. Will RT with the round I got to

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

@notcarterk Delete this 😂

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

It’s that point in the semester

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

McDonald’s forgot my barbecue sauce I wanna die

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

Who wants to watch a bunch of Ben 10 w/ me

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

...kinda just realizing that Boy/Girl Scouts are literally free labor for their organizations. Imma buy the cookies regardless of who’s selling it, so they choose to employ a 7 year old and give them a dollar store water gun as a prize for selling 500 boxes😂

[Brian Mullin @bmullinjr]

I have a habit of liking everything on my Instagram feed even if it’s something I don’t even rlly look at and a sports bra ad popped up and I liked it and now there’s at least 10 woman’s workout got ads on my Instagram every day