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Mom of one 👩‍👦🤍 …

[🍯 @bmuuva]

The writers on Modern Family never missed😭 every single episode is funny af

[𐚁...QT...𐚁 @spencemonebaker]

Rise for the national anthem.

[🍯 @bmuuva]

Literally printed out the lyrics so I can learn it. Y’all wasn’t there😭😭😭

[☆ @smilerpapi]

what do y’all know about BRATITUDE??!!

[☆ @smilerpapi]

what do y’all know about BRATITUDE??!!

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Monday

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I’ve reached the age where I only get one main event a day. Doctor’s appointment? Hair appointment? One stressful work call? That’s it. Everything else gets pushed to tomorrow.

[🍯 @bmuuva]

Maybe work doesn’t want me to be on time

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

a day off is not a day off anymore. it’s a day to go to the doctor, get a oil change, clean, do homework, get a hair cut, do ur hair, clean the car, THE LIST GOES ONNNNN…. i just want a day off to be a day to take a nap. the wholeeee day.

[Weighn @iAmMrCarson]

Lmfaoooo aye this the best way to handle a micro aggression. Made that mf uncomfortable af.

[🍯 @bmuuva]

My soon to be husband is so lucky. I ordered half his clothes for the honeymoon already😂 and he likes them. Styled by muva ayyyy🤣 he just gon have to get his own shoes. I’m not buying them

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like being asked why I’m not talking. I literally just don’t have anything to say. Please leave me alone.

[La🤎 @Lai_luuu]

Adam Sandler’s movies are far better than Kevin Harts. Let’s not do this.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[🍯 @bmuuva]

I hate when bad things happen to good people

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Someone asked which state has the WORST men… this girl gone say “the United” 😭😭😭

[🍯 @bmuuva]

I’m almost cried when I came home to my FIL cleaning my kitchen 😭 likeeee thank you so much because I’m burnt out

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Having a parent who still looks out for you as an adult is a blessing.

[riri.🫦 @ririlivingg]

we made it to friday y’all.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT want self-driving cars.
I DO NOT want humanoid robots.
I DO NOT want Al in every app I use.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want a habitable planet.