BMV

Yellow

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

the baddest bitches really will have u on games literally never played before

[xo is the only time invested 🍓 @xoncetwod]

calling oomfs by their first name under their post so other people know how serious we are

[liz¡¡¡ @sevenkibibytes]

scrolling twitter in public. mom didn't raise a pussy.

[f. @mitenkabutgirl]

love all variants of the term 'jaan'. meri jaan, jaana, jaanu, jaaneman, truly the top term of endearment of all time.

[Andoni ARIOLA 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩 @ibelelomphakath]

But how does an orgy end

Is it a last man standing type of situation or is there a timer.

[+ @VIT4LS]

You’ve lost ya mind shawty

[Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai]

Shoutout to christian weddings for acknowledging that the bride is in fact, not marrying the best man.

[່ @strssdyt]

“im sorry for the rant” okay but have you considered that i liked your rant?

[dookie @babadoookie]

When a couple says they swingers you’re like oh ok yall some freaks when a couple says they’re ethically non monogamous you know one of them cries themselves to sleep every night

[cell @yigetnosleep]

how are we gonna build a strong situationship with just two texts per day babe

[LUMIN @luminbappe]

Depois que você começa a sair com mulher bissexual as hétero perdem o brilho, vai por mim.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚜 ✿◠‿◠) 🎀 @VanshikaInStyle]

all roads lead me back to this tweet again and again.

[male ☆ @whotfismale_]

yo creo q nadie aprecia las canciones q pongo en notas

[brilhante @BriBrilhante]

ser meio elitista faz parte do processo de ascender socialmente, tem certas coisas que realmente não tem a menor condição dps que tu começa a fazer uma grana

[Kamayani @kamayanitweets]

Hear me out: An app that connects people who are listening to the same song at the same time

[hartísimo @acojavi]

podes borrar tu tuit lo quiero tuitear yo

[reformedgf @njbravv]

Watching the girl sitting infront of me get broken up with through text mid lecture and still answering the professor questions/taking notes

[Mr Snake @skinnymoke]

Bitch asking to see meat at 8 am , are you crazy

[nom @nonmnom]

whole country incompetent lets all die

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて遅刻しかけたけど、どうやら先っちょが職場に着いてたから就業扱いになってた