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[LUMIN @luminbappe]

Depois que você começa a sair com mulher bissexual as hétero perdem o brilho, vai por mim.

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎𝚜 ✿◠‿◠) 🎀 @VanshikaInStyle]

all roads lead me back to this tweet again and again.

[male ☆ @whotfismale_]

yo creo q nadie aprecia las canciones q pongo en notas

[brilhante @BriBrilhante]

ser meio elitista faz parte do processo de ascender socialmente, tem certas coisas que realmente não tem a menor condição dps que tu começa a fazer uma grana

[Kamayani @kamayanitweets]

Hear me out: An app that connects people who are listening to the same song at the same time

[hartísimo @acojavi]

podes borrar tu tuit lo quiero tuitear yo

[reformedgf @njbravv]

Watching the girl sitting infront of me get broken up with through text mid lecture and still answering the professor questions/taking notes

[Mr Snake @skinnymoke]

Bitch asking to see meat at 8 am , are you crazy

[nom @nonmnom]

whole country incompetent lets all die

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて遅刻しかけたけど、どうやら先っちょが職場に着いてたから就業扱いになってた

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[‏ً @picassoswork]

ROI can make u kys

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

*misreads the vibe and rubs my face against you like a cat*

[afrika🧜🏿‍♀️🔱 @nobengunii]

your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.

[misa! @misak1nz]

sometimes you meet someone and instantly click and i think that’s beautiful

[flaite @ricoysuavefr]

la estupidez que hare gracias a este video no tiene nombre

[raj/ravoluzen🐲 @ravoluzen]

you don't realise the opportunity cost of not smoking until a pretty girl you met outside asks if you do

[ؘ @jvmraro]

sangrar uma vez no mês acho mínimo pelo tanto que mentem

[iyì @fauxtobii]

Mistakenly gave some dude wrong directions then ran after him to correct myself when I figured it out. Only for him to say “don’t know if I can trust you now”