Bailey White

comparison is the thief of joy

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

I try to tell people how unnattached I am and then they’re like surprised when I flake..???

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

So I accidentally charged my Amazon prime monthly fee to my EEF card 🥴

(I got it refunded already btw for the Karen’s out there)

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

Happiness is finding a new podcast you like.
It’s the little things.

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

@etakylime23 I’m glad I’m not the only one who experiences weird things like this

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

no more talking stages i have nothing to say

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

Listening to standup at the gym, laughing louder than I should, feeling like a psychopath.
The looks I’m getting.

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

So the talking stage failed again but at least I still have his Prime video info saved on my TV so I’ll survive

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

I love seeing the random Bumble guys I have on Snapchat post stories months later w their girls they’re dating now.
Like I don’t know you dude, but I’m proud.

[Elizabeth @realityqueen97]

I tried to like Claire but it’s just not happening #TheBachelorette

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

The other day I asked one of my virtual students to get up and demonstrate something for the class during zoom. He responded with, “I’m sorry but Ms. White I can’t do that.

I’m not wearing any pants”.
And I just remembered it.

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

Are you really the only single girl on a bachelorette trip if you don’t get on bumble as soon as your flight lands?

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

If I get hit on at a gas station one more time I’m getting an electric car.

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

@Nellyer6 Literally wore my teacher t today that said “Friyay” 😂

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

It’s Friday, a new episode of @callherdaddy is out AND @MorganWallen just released new music.
#blessed

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

Plz tell me I’m not the only one who matches my mask to my outfit in the morning

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

I love doing a full face of makeup and even lipstick just to remember to cover it with a mask when I walk in work.

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

For someone who claims to hate relationships, I sure do cry easily watching engagement/wedding videos on TikTok 👀

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

@britt___MC I think we may be onto something

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

Alright so I’ve gotten a few phone numbers at work/other random places over the last couple days & I’m thinking of just compiling them & planning something with all of them for same time/place & hosting my own episode of #TheBachelorette

What do we think about this.

Psycho?

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

@aseasonshaspast If the shoe fits

[Bailey White @bmwhite12]

@aseasonshaspast But how entertaining would it be though