Plush_kumbing_69

I like park biking and eating clif bars

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

You did 6 brakeless skids in the SAME line? Holy fuck you’re pro, here’s $200 a month - STRANGER

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

Wait, you can keep your hands on the handle bars, but also make your elbows touch the top tube?? Here’s a fucking signature fork - Stranger

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

“Wait, you can nollie down an 8 set? Holy fuck here’s a signature frame” - Stranger

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

Chris Silva and mark flip judging a 2020 street contest is like asking dinosaurs their opinion of modern day reptiles lol

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

Chris Silva and Mark flip judging a street contest in 2020 is like asking Henry Ford what he thinks of a Tesla lol

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

When you can’t make an impact on a bmx bike, do it on a 110cc 😂

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

@beerporn I started doing coke during the week and got the same results

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

If your family takes family trips to local brewery’s, I’m will to assume, if need be, that my family would beat the living fuck out of yours.

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

I’ve been fuckin drunk for the last 17 days straight, I haven’t had a solid shit in 16 days. Assmilk sux

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

@corybeal You can also use a spoke to clean a meth pipe.

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

My coke plug wished me a merry Christmas. What u even doing

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@robinfenlon @briantunney And still more than 4 likes, thanks for helping me prove my point dawg lol

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

Started intermittent fasting recently. Getting wasted for dinner is way easier now

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

-Put a pizza in the oven
-Opened oven after 20 minutes
-No pizza in said oven
-Frozen pizza still on counter
-Realized I been eating pepperoni off frozen pizza for 20 minutes
-I’m drunk

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

It’s weird, sometimes cigarettes smell like burnt nose hair.

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To the tinder chicks that have “I will out drink you and your friends” in their bio. I will literally drink myself to fucking death before that ever happens, bitch.

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

Well I was walking around my house naked and hungover today, and it finally happend. I thought I had to fart and I shit on my floor.

[Plush_kumbing_69 @bmxpals420]

“I’m super glad she didn’t want to fuck, I shit my pants just a tiny bit earlier and I didn’t want to have to explain that”

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@corybeal I hit deer in my truck because I can