Ben Acker

(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

[Ben Acker @bnacker]

My local bookshop @skylightbooks is so cool! Order my book #StoriestoKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires from them and request personalization in the "notes" area of the order. Say who you want it made out to and I'll sign it to them! Skylight will ship to you!
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@pussels68 @SPNthenandnow My joke was "seriously though, it's terrible what happened. our thoughts and prayers are with the families."

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I can't believe I posted this here. It was supposed to be a bloosk!

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David Lynch was right. Stuff is weird!

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@patrickcotnoir The taxi wants you to be able to clearly discern the difference between what is cab and what is the sexiest crotch alive

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A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something

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Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...

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Like a little Rory Calhoun

[Why you should love animals @animals_twts]

Walking like a little human 🐻😍

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@IAmJohnAles Discrepancies, starlink, and secret messages hidden in concession speeches

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@heytherejeffro This thread makes me glad I haven't completely left twitter yet

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@taradublinrocks American Vandal. Man it's like maybe my taste is too good? Is that possible?

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@taradublinrocks Hudsucker Proxy

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@taradublinrocks The Detroiters! It just came to Netflix! Sublime and silly

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@taradublinrocks Perpetual Grace Ltd

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@taradublinrocks Real Life (the Albert Brooks movie, not what's happening)

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Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard

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You know. In case of supertigers

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Tigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water.

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Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!

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I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.

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How do you make god laugh?
Think of a plan
Just kidding, there's no god