Bethany Ballantyne

Wife. Mom. Coffee Enthusiast.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Literally all we do is talk about Bruno.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Friends with diabetes- are y’alls bank accounts ok?
$130 JUST for test strips and lancets… how do you do this all the time???

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Celebrities are just like us. 😇

[Katie Thurston @katiethurston]

Dear @Xfinity -
You’re the worst.
Sincerely, Everyone who has tried to get assistance.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

I genuinely do not know how people do CrossFit while pregnant. I just got a cramp walking less than a half mile through my neighborhood.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been victimized by a 4 year old 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

@thingsResaSays @UrbanStems Wait these aren’t even the same flowers???? 😭😭😭 SO UPSETTING

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

@ivorytickler93 @calliefornia49 A month in to college, I was wearing a skirt that was 3 inches above my knees, with leggings under it.
An RA came up and told me to change in front of the group I was standing with. Good times. Loved that for me.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Arlo has started calling Horse & Buggies “Hoe Buggies” and that’s my raising my kids in Lancaster county story of the day.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

If you got the 💉 but don’t post a photo of it, did it really happen?

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Are we supposed to believe Melissa Joan Hart gives her kids lunchables? Or is part of a rewards program???

Wow celebs really are just like us

[Melissa Joan Hart @MelissaJoanHart]

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[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

I miss being a barista for several reasons, one of them being free drinks on shift.
I just paid $6.87 for a latte with oatmilk at the place I used to work and that is straight HIGHWAY ROBBERY.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

I just watched a horse and buggy hit a car at a red light and if that isn’t just the most Lancaster County thing I’ve seen all week... 😅

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

@LettieBeez @Starbucks @StarbucksCare This has happened to me the last 3 times I got a latte at our location too! What is happening ?!

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

@PirateRyn @thingsResaSays I have done a lot with vinyl! Several signs, mugs, and I made some stencils for my parents to use for Christmas stocking hangers. I also made 90% of the decor for my son’s first birthday party.

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Also some of y’all are just downright hateful in general and 2020 really exposed it

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

*googles other countries’ cost of living and housing market*
🙃

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

@kbanderson13 @netflix We watched it like 2 weeks ago and then the next day it was gone. Oaklyn is MAD 😅😂

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Are we just not going to talk about @netflix removing the Grinch like 3 weeks before Christmas?

[Bethany Ballantyne @bnballantyne]

Did Washington actually just beat the Steelers?! 😮