Brittany Kay

professional napper

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

playing candy crush because nothing says I'm a horrible procrastinator like clearin' all the jelly

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@Krisqueso1 Lol bye

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@Krisqueso1 @KinoLorber Did you buy more movies?

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

If you get sad remember Aries exist

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Someone reading a book is a sign of order in the world

Mary Ruefle, Aries

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@kristinrivait Follow me to a nap 👵🏼

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@Krisqueso 🙄

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

My husband never looks more handsome than when he’s holding a laundry hamper 😌 #imback

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@mssmain I'M SO PROUD OF YOU MAGGIE

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

woke up wanting to be social today so this time change has clearly got me all fucked up #dontletmemakeanyplans #illonlycancelthem

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

me: sometimes I wonder if you'd love me as much if I didn't have this butt
@KtotheAY: Of course I would! You have great boobs. And lovely elbows.
#marriage

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

I will actually pick up a phone and call a bitch to get to the bottom of this bra thing.

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

i'm so annoyed with bras right now. who actually said "your God-given titties are inappropriate here's an uncomfortable and super annoying contraption to take care of that"? Name and phone # please

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@KtotheAY @realDonaldTrump you know i take my candy crush seriously

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@KtotheAY @realDonaldTrump good luck with the house locks tonight

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

@KtotheAY @realDonaldTrump I SAID NO INEXPERIENCED BUFFOONS OR POLITICAL RANTS @KtotheAY goddamnit you broke TWO of the rules

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

i spend like 67% of my life on this game, how you gonna send that fish to THAT jelly of ALL jellies?

[Brittany Kay @bnblacksays]

I have a question but i only want SERIOUS ANSWERS GUYS no crazy political rants or inexperienced buffoons are allowed to comment. My question is: do you think Candy Crush is rigged? because I NEED TO KNOW

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

I wrote a bestselling book about living with mental illness. I’m still fighting with insurance to cover my antidepressants. Meanwhile, I could buy an AR-15 in under an hour. I could buy one years before I could even buy beer. Something is wrong here. #GunReformNow