Ben Chapman

alligators are ornery because they have all them teeth but no tooth brush.
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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Nothing is more dangerous than getting between JB Pritzker and the buffet table!

[Ben Chapman @bnchpmn95]

Relevant again

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Cows are fed

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It wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the wind

[Ben Chapman @bnchpmn95]

Cows are fed

[Christmas Vacation @VacationQuotes]

You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.

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It's not everyday you hit a skunk with a combine

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@mlepayg

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If anybody is looking for Christmas ideas for me some turnpike troubadours tickets would be nice

[geemuhkee @countryMFmusic]

https://t.co/MPfkqgJSPe

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Dallas defense already in mid-season form

[CHIZ 🇺🇸 @CHIZMAGA]

Trump 4 years ago warning against a quick withdrawal from Afghanistan.

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@SheldonR14 Activities

[Hunter Kinkade @Hunkinkade13]

I-L-L

[217Problems @217Problems]

A meme that either way would not go over well on Facebook.

Twitter complaints are almost non existent.

[Andrew Heine @heine_andrew]

PSA: don’t throw lit cigarettes in the road ditch. Especially when it hasn’t rained since July. #harvest2020

[Ben Chapman @bnchpmn95]

Shitshow2020

[Jourdan Lewis @JourdanJD]

That flop was cold

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Well I can tell you she's a bad idea