Whenever I catch a whiff of Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel bites in the mall I get lifted up off of my feet and float towards the shop like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill
Invariably anytime I start a new job someone calls me Bri-on-a and then the Bri-ann-a truthers start switching sides until everyone is pronouncing my name wrong and it’s too late for me to intervene…
“If bisan dies I will riot” Riot NOW while she’s alive. Do not wait for more Palestinians to die until you do something. Fight for her now, fight for everyone now. They deserve to live to see a free Palestine. They deserve to see your allyship
Megan Thee Stallion appears to throw jabs at Nicki Minaj in her new song “HISS”.
“Don’t be mad at Megan, be mad at Megan’s law.. I don’t even know what the problem is but I guarantee y’all don’t want me to start”
Megan’s law is what requires sex offenders to register. Nicki Minaj’s husband and brother are registered sex offenders.
leo gotta be one of the strangest celebrities cause how u hoeing around with girls half ur age and lounging on yachts while also casually being a full-time environmental and social activist — not judging it’s just so funny to me
I’ve come to realize that Valentine’s Day is really my favorite holiday. A holiday for the lover girls. A day to be sexy. A day to love and be loved. Romantic, platonic, a secret third thing. A celebration of intimacy and the things that make life a little more lovely.