Don Ness

okay, yeah, I played a little quarterback in high school lol not a big deal guys

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@cleanwithmike Clean

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

I like Andrew Yang the best because I'm a big fan of 1000 dollars. Always have been.

[Tan Man @hovtantan]

“do you mind if i throw on a cardigan?”

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@EvanMarkMoon Thanks for reaching out - would love to catch up. How’s coffee at 11 tomorrow sound?

[Boosh @whatsupboosh]

Going out is just

20% riding in ubers
20% waiting in line to get in the bar
20% waiting in line for drinks
20% waiting in line for the bathroom
15% trying to find your friends
5% asking “what do you do?”

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

I taught @EvanMarkMoon how to use calendar invites and this is the thanks I get

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

This country pays a lot of attention to its outliers. We should be paying more attention to the normal person.

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@Mickels0n87 You know I’m right

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

pretzel buns fucking suck

there I said it

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@EvanMarkMoon 😪

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@TiggelaarSS sorry no :/

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

indisputable top 3 restaurants in Sioux Falls

1) Applebee’s (east side)
2) Applebee’s (Empire Mall)
3)

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@CoachKCH @ClamsAndCockles She was in the running brother.

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

top 3 hottest girls in #GameofThrones

1) Daenerys
2) Ygritte
3) Gilly (cleaned up)
4) Melisandre
5) Gilly (as a wildling)

cc: @ClamsAndCockles

[Circling Back @circlingbackpod]

Can’t nobody tell us nothin’.

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@EvanMarkMoon oh no

[phil @warmfourloko]

white guys during sex:

[2 min in] oh yeah you like that [c*ms] oh shit my bad [hits juul] sorry about the holes in my wall my stepmom pissed me off last week [waves at roommate through hole] ay what up travis

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

@EvanMarkMoon I’m happy for both of them; beautiful couple. Upset with @ABCBachelorThe for dragging out the last 4 episodes and wasting hours of my life.

[Stevie Emerson @SlappersOnly]

*listens to one joe rogan podcast*

[Don Ness @bnesscustoms]

she’s already married!!! #Exposed #TheBachelor