I watched this trailer for *Lawn Mowing Simulator*—"AN AUTHENTIC MOWING EXPERIENCE"—in order to mock it, but, halfway through, it switches to the "EXPAND YOUR HQ" bit, and "your HQ" is on an Anonymous Industrial Estate.
I am loving these young people at the Olympics, agreeing to share medals, cheering on their competition, knitting, pulling out if the time isn't right for them emotionally. They seem so sane? Look where an attitude of winning at all costs has got us. Time for change.