Gachanja

Beneficiary of Divine Goodness

[Gachanja @bngure]

Invention!

[Jimmy @A_Rizvi112]

Now no one can say that we haven’t invented anything! 😏

[Gachanja @bngure]

@HungPhuck @JedediahBila The audacity!!

[Gachanja @bngure]

@messedupfoods Hii shida iko Marekani tu, ama kwingine pia?

[Gachanja @bngure]

@iamkathambi Kwani Kenya is dumping ground. Since the charger was standardised in 2014, how come we still import others?

[Gachanja @bngure]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello. Check DM.

[Gachanja @bngure]

@KenyaPower_Care I need help with a power bill as proof of address.

[Gachanja @bngure]

@MolecularLab_ None. I see hands of two idle blokes.

[Gachanja @bngure]

@kendalljayyzhxu 3531

[Gachanja @bngure]

@MbarkCherguia Come back later 😂

[Gachanja @bngure]

@MikeSonko What is he 'wowing' about?

[Gachanja @bngure]

@Geniustechw There is a simp somewhere waiting for you.

[Gachanja @bngure]

@MbarkCherguia Consult user manual

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

https://t.co/QU8DX30MyD

[Gachanja @bngure]

@fringGustavo_ @KResearcher 😂 manze

[Gachanja @bngure]

@grok what did the Venezuelan president do?

[Gachanja @bngure]

@Asmali77 Huyu anakula chakula ya nani hivi?

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

Excellent delivery by @JohnSibiOkumu 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Before the world had maps,
there was Kenya.

Before language,
there was rhythm.

Before time had a name,
there were footsteps across this red earth.

This is not just a place.
It’s a pulse.
It’s the exhale of the wild.
The whisper of ancestors in the wind.
The drumbeat in your chest you thought was yours alone.

Come here and unlearn
Trade your inbox for a horizon.
Trade reception bars for baobab trees.
Come walk barefoot through the origin of everything
life, flavour, fire, soul.

Because Kenya is not a destination.
It’s the birthplace of awe.
The homeland of wonder.
The reset the modern world forgot it needed.

You don’t visit Kenya.
You remember it.
You return to it.
You wake up in it.

This is Magical Kenya. The Origin of Wonder.

Welcome back.

[Gachanja @bngure]

@vinguard254 University degree holders 3 votes
Diploma holders 2 votes
High school certificate 1 vote

[Che Ernst @ernst1023]

If people from developing countries “bring dysfunction,” why didn’t @elonmusk?

Musk wasn’t “sanitised” in Canada, he was already extraordinary in South Africa

Why didn’t Musk “recreate South African conditions” in the US?

Musk is proof that talent is distributed globally, opportunity is not.

If “people from developing countries create dysfunction,” why do their children in the U.S. outperform everyone?

[Gachanja @bngure]

@KyomukamaGilbe2 @C_NyaKundiH @grok Are you sure?