bakugou: what the fuck are you doing here?
kaminari: I should ask you the same question
bakugou: this is my room!
kaminari: I should ask you a different question
todoroki: hey
todoroki: text me back when you can
bakugou: fuck off, i have a boyfriend
todoroki: congratulations
todoroki: which part of the powerpoint should i do
uraraka: hey todoroki, what’s your favorite food?
todoroki, thinking about the time he shoved an entire pizza slice in his mouth at once because bakugou said pineapple pizza was gross: spite
todoroki: wow, midoriya is really that pretty
yaoyorozu: don’t be jealous, todoroki. you’re pretty too
todoroki: oh I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay
iida: okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’, we’re not twelve anymore
kaminari: you sound asstroubled
kirishima: a little bootybothered, if you ask me
sero: someone’s having a tushytantrum