I’m actually offended that you just called Ian Garry a “cuck” when you don’t even WATCH UFC 😭 Like please explain to me where you found the confidence to enter a conversation about MMA, make a claim about an actual fighter, and then casually throw out one of the most overused insults on the internet when you probably couldn’t name three people on the UFC roster.
Respectfully, WHAT are you talking about?
You don’t watch the fights. You don’t follow the rankings. You don’t know the divisions. You probably couldn’t tell me who Ian Garry has fought without opening Google, but somehow you’re suddenly an authority on Ian Garry’s personal life???
That is what’s getting me.
I could understand if you actually followed UFC and had been watching everything unfold. Fine. We can disagree. We can debate. We can have a heated discussion about Ian Garry. I’m completely willing to hear you out.
BUT YOU DON’T EVEN WATCH UFC.
You have absolutely no business walking into the middle of an MMA conversation, picking one fighter you’ve probably seen on TikTok twice, and confidently labeling him something because you saw somebody else say it online.
That is INSANE to me.
And the worst part is you said it so casually too 😭 Like you weren’t even questioning yourself. You just dropped “cuck” into the conversation like you were giving an expert analysis from cageside at UFC 300.
Girl, you have not watched UFC 300.
You probably don’t even know what weight class he fights in.
You probably think “welterweight” is a type of boxing glove.
And yet here you are giving me an Ian Garry character assessment.
I’m sorry, but I cannot take this seriously.
You cannot spend five minutes on the internet, see a meme about Ian Garry, and suddenly act like you have been following his entire career. There is a difference between seeing something online and actually knowing what you’re talking about.
And I’m not even saying you have to LIKE Ian Garry. You can think he’s annoying. You can think he’s arrogant. You can dislike his personality. You can think he talks too much. You can literally have whatever opinion you want.
But if you’re going to make a serious claim about someone, at least know what the hell you’re talking about first.
Because right now you’re basically walking into a chemistry lecture after never taking chemistry and yelling, “Actually, I think molecules are stupid.”
Like okay????
Why are we listening to you???
And before you say “it’s just a joke,” I KNOW it’s a joke. That’s not the point. The point is that you don’t even watch the sport and somehow felt qualified to participate in the most niche possible piece of UFC discourse.
You skipped the entire sport and went directly to the gossip.
You don’t know the fighters.
You don’t know the divisions.
You don’t know the rankings.
You don’t know the matchups.
You don’t know the context.
But somehow you know Ian Garry is a “cuck.”
Phenomenal work.
Truly elite-level analysis.
I’m actually begging you to watch ONE UFC event before you come back to me with another Ian Garry opinion. Just one. Sit down. Watch the fights. Learn who these people are. Learn what a takedown is. Learn what a decision is. Learn why everyone is screaming when somebody gets knocked down.
THEN come back.
Until then, I simply cannot respect the authority with which you just delivered that statement.
You don’t even watch UFC and you’re out here trying to assassinate the reputation of Ian Garry like you’re Dana White’s personal investigator.
Please 😭