Brandon 🚷

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

Speed dating the tarps off section

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

why is the millennial in 1968?

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Can’t wait for their 2031 cover on the Rise of Gen Alpha Socialism

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

this isn't Jack Quaid?

[East German Visuals @GDRvisuals]

Stasi agent modeling his disguise as a Western tourist, 1985.

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

I don't know, how does that get Wigand on the air?

[Variety @Variety]

Lesley Stahl, Bill Whitaker and Jon Wertheim are staying at #60Minutes, potentially calming the chaotic situation that has festered at the CBS News program since the ouster of top producers and three of the program’s correspondents.

“We have decided to stay on,” the trio said in a memo Friday.

https://t.co/jVfAJK9AC4

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

grindr tribe

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

"hallways with people that kill you" is exactly what I want from a horror movie

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

george w bush in 2009:

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

pride month city connect jock strap

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

second golden age of Hollywood Handbook

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

I've been in this profession 50 fucking years and you and the people you work for are destroying the most respected, the highest rated, the most profitable program on this network.

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. https://t.co/Q3SOtB6qra

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

Your Honor, the jury is bored.

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

Elmo isn't from NY he's from the '90s

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

"There's a room"
okay...
"Get this: in the back"
(glasses fall off) holy shit

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

Texas court is so fake. They pronounce it "vore dyer," the judge, the other people with three times as many degrees as I have. That should delegitimize the whole thing.

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

the he man movie is 2 hours and 20 minutes??? it's fucking he man! has everybody lost their minds

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight, on 60 Minutes

[Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk]

a moron's moron

[Rex Sorgatz @fimoculous]

Bari's kingfish is Rogan. She's still trying to land him.