Brooke Parrett

[Brooke Parrett @bnparrett]

@autumnraether Of what? Diet Coke? You get fucked right up on two beers last time i checked 😂😘

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Do not pull out in front of me going 20 mph when you saw me going 145...

[Tali @xitllaliloya]

Girl if he’s over 18 and you a minor, RUNNNN. There’s a reason girls his own age don’t want him😭

[Brooke Parrett @bnparrett]

@autumnraether Jesus would be proud <3

[Brooke Parrett @bnparrett]

“Rock her box and change the locks!!!”

[Brooke Parrett @bnparrett]

@sarwill26 @MattFoley3 Don’t worry, i hate us too😂

[JC Arraya @jcarraya]

Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer.

[MacKenzieSharpe @cKenzieMae]

Just walked in on my boyfriend singing a lullaby to our daughter while putting her to sleep....the lullaby was Buy you a drank by T-Pain

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

such a power move to raise a generation of children and then talk shit about how poorly they were raised

[Buff Endorphin Annie @benadam96]

The median income of a 21 year-old is $14,438. Please close your mouth hole if you're driving a car from your parents and telling people to better manage their expenses

[Brooke Parrett @bnparrett]

Love being DRUNK

[Tyler Johnson @Tjohnson_23]

Bout to risk it all for some sex and some chicken wings smh

[Stella🧚🏾 @mulanigyal]

alright rona it’s time to wrap it up

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Shoutout to all the assholes who took an unnecessary amount of toilet paper— now elderly people and families who need it are being punished for your greed and selfishness.

[Bo Baker @bo_baker2]

If you accidentally took a drink out of a Dr Pepper bottle filled with your dads dip in it as a kid you’re immune to the corona virus

[Andrew Salciunas @asalciunas975]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH https://t.co/CWeuFGD9hj