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just a 26 year old bisexual girlie with mommy issues who loves to use this site as a personal diary and occasionally yaps about politics

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

They really named Jason Momoa’s character Duncan Idaho

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

Just had to utter the phrase “6 years from now when I turn 32” and almost threw up 🤮🤮🤮🤮 why am I so old

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why is everything an app? Let me go to your website. PLEASE stop asking me to download your app. I cannot have an app for every store, airline, or restaurant.

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

It’s kinda like how he’s somehow forgiven my mother for getting us evicted from our old house, knowing about it for over a year without saying anything, and continuing to lie to her entire side of the family about it, but I’m the bad guy if I bring up how that all makes me angry

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

my dad loves to tell me I’m “flying off the handle” every time I get angry, but then he threatens to kick me out of the house because I called my mother irritating, as if that’s at all a perfectly normal and acceptable reaction for him to have

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DOG RIGHT NOW!!!!!! HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!!

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

OH HELL NO 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’m going into hibernation, see y’all in October

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

My dad forced me to go to church this past week and the pastor brought up watching stuff on “witch-tok” lmfao

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

!!!!!

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

The concept of my 87 year old grandfather being LESS homophobic than my dad lmfao that man really dgaf

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

$500 at the vet just to be told he has a stomach bug and sent home with some meds… I hate having a dog sometimes

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

my dog try to go 6 months without getting some bizarre illness challenge: impossible

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

me and my sister having such a good time at the 5sos concert in Cleveland that we’re making our parents plan a vacation around the Cincinnati date next month so we can go to that one too 😂

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

my dog try to go 6 months without getting some bizarre illness challenge: impossible

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

no one:
my dad playing wordle: is it queef?

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

Got a Midwest highway billboard triple whammy today. Firework store, followed by “holy matrimony is between 1 man and 1 woman”, followed by a lion’s den sex shop… good stuff

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

Like who tf is Aiden… RIP tho

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

No one:
Apple voice-to-text when you say “8 inch”:

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

it’s a neighborhood in Niagara Falls btw

[hunter @3gpmh]

nudes are overrated show me ur notes app

[b 💗💜💙 @bnr1253]

Why must my mother be the most infuriating person on earth?